Latlak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, merciless yak.

Latlak created parasitic wasps five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Latlak, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Latlak, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Latlak's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Latlak's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

2. Birds are not to be trusted.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Do not speak about parsnips.