Tettidindad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, prudent donkey.

Tettidindad created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidindad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tettidindad, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Tettidindad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tettidindad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not speak about wheat.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always obey Tettidindad's priests.

5. Do not dye your hair white.