Sablanzig is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, strong human.

Sablanzig created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sablanzig, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sablanzig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sablanzig's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Sablanzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Sablanzig loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always help sick shrews.