Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking frog.

Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun, she will ignore you.

Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Erect five silver sculptures of Zaggonyarfarmadnurthadcun on top of important buildings.