Quillhingonsand is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous pig.

Quillhingonsand created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillhingonsand, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quillhingonsand, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quillhingonsand's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Quillhingonsand's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.