Lidcunvin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, weak goblin.

Lidcunvin created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidcunvin, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidcunvin, she will manifest in front of you.

Lidcunvin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lidcunvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Do not take Lidcunvin's name in vain.
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