Nurmidgum is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind crocodile.

Nurmidgum created time and space twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurmidgum, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nurmidgum, it will turn you into a hamster.

Nurmidgum's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Nurmidgum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Feed all hungry seals.

5. Run away if four doves approach from the south.