Butvoltarp is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited capybara.

Butvoltarp created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Butvoltarp, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Butvoltarp, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Butvoltarp's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Butvoltarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Butvoltarp.

3. Do not take Butvoltarp's name in vain.

4. You must pray to Butvoltarp eight times a day.

5. Put Butvoltarp first in all things.