Stafyarphugtad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, proud hedgehog.

Stafyarphugtad created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafyarphugtad, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Stafyarphugtad, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Stafyarphugtad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Stafyarphugtad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Hide if nine tapirs approach from the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not covet oxen.