Lidxucgarnadniblarp is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, tiresome centaur.

Lidxucgarnadniblarp created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidxucgarnadniblarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lidxucgarnadniblarp, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lidxucgarnadniblarp's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Lidxucgarnadniblarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Lidxucgarnadniblarp on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never jump in holy places.