Ingfondoss is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, sapient hamster.

Ingfondoss created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingfondoss, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingfondoss, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Ingfondoss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Ingfondoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Never hurt hamsters.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.