Fascibkin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, unthoughtful fox.

Fascibkin created the world seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fascibkin, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fascibkin, she will refuse to believe in you.

Fascibkin's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fascibkin's Holy Commandments

1. Fascibkin must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fascibkin.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.