Dog Weglegnab is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, staggering squid.

Dog Weglegnab created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dog Weglegnab, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dog Weglegnab, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dog Weglegnab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dog Weglegnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always obey Dog Weglegnab's priests.

3. Do not hurt cats.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never eat bark.