Rilcanjin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, happy snake.

Rilcanjin created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rilcanjin, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rilcanjin, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Rilcanjin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Rilcanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed strawberries to grasshopers while wearing green tights.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Rilcanjin loves squirrels, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat bananas.

5. You must pray to Rilcanjin nine times a day.