Vin is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, strong mouse.

Vin created a bottom quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Vin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vin, she will turn you into a duck.

Vin's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Vin's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Vin.

2. Feed all hungry sheep.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Vin on top of all buildings.

4. You must pray to Vin four times a day.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.