Nabfumzeb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, capable dryad.

Nabfumzeb created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabfumzeb, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nabfumzeb, it will curse you with boils.

Nabfumzeb's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nabfumzeb's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight shrews approach from the east.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Always obey Nabfumzeb's priests.

4. You must love Nabfumzeb.

5. Always treat badgers with great respect.