Pidhadlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, all-powerful cobra.

Pidhadlarp created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Pidhadlarp, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pidhadlarp, he will turn you into a frog.

Pidhadlarp's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Pidhadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Run away if nine shrews approach from the west.

4. Pidhadlarp must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.