Sogwabzun is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, confident hummingbird.

Sogwabzun created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sogwabzun, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sogwabzun, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Sogwabzun's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Sogwabzun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five carbon sculptures of Sogwabzun on top of important buildings.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never bounce near eagles.

5. Feed all hungry swans.