Loopfadzast is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, confident salamander.

Loopfadzast created the Whirlpool Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopfadzast, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Loopfadzast, he will curse you with boils.

Loopfadzast's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Loopfadzast's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Loopfadzast five times a day.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Put Loopfadzast first in all things.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.