Cibdondav is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, awe-inspiring goose.

Cibdondav created the Sombrero Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cibdondav, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cibdondav, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Cibdondav's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cibdondav's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about oranges.

3. Never sing in the presence of shrews.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.