Didmetfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered sheep.

Didmetfet created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Didmetfet, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Didmetfet, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Didmetfet's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Didmetfet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear silver on your body.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if eight dolphins approach from the south.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Didmetfet on top of important buildings.