Parkbeprip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, amazing chicken.

Parkbeprip created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkbeprip, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Parkbeprip, he will strike you with lightening.

Parkbeprip's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Parkbeprip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never paint your neck fawn.

5. Never eat green fruit.