Tinyikzin is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent warg.

Tinyikzin created a Higgs boson six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinyikzin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tinyikzin, he will torture you forever.

Tinyikzin's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Tinyikzin's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never paint your back magenta.