Gensugfidmob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, awe-inspiring newt.

Gensugfidmob created the solar system seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gensugfidmob, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gensugfidmob, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Gensugfidmob's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gensugfidmob's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four moths approach from the west.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

5. Do not eat bananas.