Kimgarfun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, uncaring goblin.

Kimgarfun created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgarfun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kimgarfun, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kimgarfun's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Kimgarfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kimgarfun's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not wear iron on your body.

5. Put Kimgarfun first in all things.