Davwap is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, able coyote.

Davwap created energy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Davwap, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Davwap, she will torture you forever.

Davwap's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Davwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention manatees.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Never hurt hamsters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.