Vigtaltithak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent tapir.

Vigtaltithak created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigtaltithak, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vigtaltithak, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vigtaltithak's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Vigtaltithak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Respect your elders.