Vegtikyok is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent rat.

Vegtikyok created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Vegtikyok, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vegtikyok, it will come to you in dreams.

Vegtikyok's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vegtikyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never sing near great tits.

4. Never eat gooseberries.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.