Quillbodbed is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody ferret.

Quillbodbed created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Quillbodbed, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quillbodbed, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Quillbodbed's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Quillbodbed's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four moths approach from the east.

2. Never paint your arms white.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.