Megsaktetti is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy human.

Megsaktetti created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megsaktetti, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Megsaktetti, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Megsaktetti's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Megsaktetti's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about fire.