Bassdumgan Cidflamlist is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless tapir.

Bassdumgan Cidflamlist created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassdumgan Cidflamlist, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bassdumgan Cidflamlist, she will jump up and down on your head.

Bassdumgan Cidflamlist's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bassdumgan Cidflamlist's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never paint your face cyan.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. You must pray to Bassdumgan Cidflamlist seven times a day.