Narthak is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate zebra.

Narthak created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Narthak, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Narthak, he will be very unhappy.

Narthak's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Narthak's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the west.

2. Snakes are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never paint your face brown.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.