Fasmifvol Yattnancuss is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud centipede.

Fasmifvol Yattnancuss created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fasmifvol Yattnancuss, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fasmifvol Yattnancuss, he will turn you into a rock.

Fasmifvol Yattnancuss' most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Fasmifvol Yattnancuss' Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Pray towards the north.
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