Log is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable hippopotamus.

Log created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Log, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Log, he will turn you into a mouse.

Log's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Log's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always help sick doves.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Log.

5. You must love Log.