Cemratbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying finch.

Cemratbit created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cemratbit, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cemratbit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cemratbit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cemratbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Cemratbit must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Hide if five frogs approach from the south.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.