Tankadvog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise crab.

Tankadvog created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tankadvog, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tankadvog, it will come to you in dreams.

Tankadvog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Tankadvog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick geese.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never sit near squirrels.

5. Always help mites.