Yimfum is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unfair shrew.

Yimfum created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimfum, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yimfum, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yimfum's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yimfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Yimfum must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always obey Yimfum's priests.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.