Wegcat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome rat.

Wegcat created a Higgs boson six million years ago.

If you believe in Wegcat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wegcat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Wegcat's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Wegcat's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Wegcat.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not covet oxen.