Dodmadhom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, prudent shrew.

Dodmadhom created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodmadhom, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dodmadhom, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dodmadhom's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dodmadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention gulls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.