Boglapran is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, competent dolphin.

Boglapran created the universe four billion years ago.

If you believe in Boglapran, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Boglapran, he will turn you into a mouse.

Boglapran's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Boglapran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always obey Boglapran's priests.