Betkim Yartsoglam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, clever beaver.

Betkim Yartsoglam created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Betkim Yartsoglam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Betkim Yartsoglam, it will be mildly annoyed.

Betkim Yartsoglam's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Betkim Yartsoglam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never skip in the presence of sheep.

5. Never mention seals.