Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, clever manatee.

Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed, he will cry a lot.

Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed.

3. Worship no other gods but Gabdonnurlbepdapgupbegwit Lidgenflaprenbed.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.