Riprutstip is a god.

He takes the form of a small, fussy cat.

Riprutstip created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Riprutstip, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Riprutstip, he will torture you forever.

Riprutstip's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Riprutstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
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