Dagbamcip is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, slow horse.

Dagbamcip created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagbamcip, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagbamcip, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dagbamcip's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dagbamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate manatees.

4. Never think ill of sick great tits.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.