Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, capable snail.

Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb, he will turn you into a sheep.

Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Gumdamdit Stanbiddot Fenlarpfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never think about planets.

4. You must never eat wheat.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.