Cantifquat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic hare.

Cantifquat created energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cantifquat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cantifquat, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cantifquat's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cantifquat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never hurt voles.