Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous pig.

Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon on top of all buildings.

2. Erect six iron sculptures of Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon on top of important buildings.

3. Always obey Bumappnadfidripfarhonhon's priests.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Always stare at clouds.