Wotsawtin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, weak bee.

Wotsawtin created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotsawtin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wotsawtin, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wotsawtin's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Wotsawtin's Holy Commandments

1. Wotsawtin loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into brown rooms.
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