Saspop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless squid.

Saspop created an up quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saspop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Saspop, he will make you grow a tail.

Saspop's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Saspop's Holy Commandments

1. Always help seals.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Never talk about eagles.