Gunbinrut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic hydra.

Gunbinrut created snails six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunbinrut, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gunbinrut, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gunbinrut's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Gunbinrut's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.